Forex Whack-A-Mole

It’s another day in the profit production trenches and Dave and Gordon are busy playing whack-a-mole with another Forex candlestick when this comes in across the wires….

According to ZeroHedge.com it seems that 89% of hedge funds are under performing the S&P 500 year-to-date for 2012 as hedge fund managers tremble in their boots, anticipating a huge out flow of investor funds, called redemptions.

And (heh) there’s no way on God’s green earth that 89% of these hedgies are going to beat the stock market by New Years, meaning that millions of hedge fund investors will be pulling their money out right after Santa leaves town and looking for somewhere else to stick it.

That’s so exciting! We mean, so sad. Here’s the grim news:

Career Risk Panic: Only 11% Of Hedge Funds Outperform S&P In 2012

“The S&P500 may be soaring to new 2012 highs… yet paradoxically this is arguably the worst possible news to the cadre of US hedge fund managers used to beating the market year after year, thus justifying their… 2 and 20 fees…. with an average return of 4.6%… compared to a 12% return for the S&P, a pathetic 11% of all hedge funds are beating S&P year to date… nearly every single hedge fund manager… is currently panicking like never before knowing very well there are only 4 more months left to beat the S&P or face terminal redemption requests.”

Well, well. It appears that, for all of their performance bonuses and golden parachutes, the smartest people in the room would have been better off just buying shares in the S&P and heading for the Hamptons for vacation.

For all of their buying and selling and shorting and churning and balancing and rebalancing, they’re not doing even HALF as well as the stock market itself. And bear in mind, Dear Reader, that the average hedge fund won’t even return your phone calls unless you have at least $250,000 to commit.

Meanwhile, from our humble Texas and New Hampshire offices in Norman Rockwell communities so small that when they hold a parade there’s no one left to watch it, Dave Taylor and Gordon Philips keep cranking out monthly returns of 4.6% and 8.2% like Dunkin keeps making donuts.

Download our July 2012 performance report here (PDF)

And nice guys that we are, we only require $2,500 to return your phone calls – 1/100th as much as those wall street dinosaurs. Actually, we’ll return your phone calls for free, just to hear another human voice (it’s so lonely here, just us and the currencies).

And so we soldier on, pocket protectors in place, with our better mousetrap – the world’s two worst marketers, doing our best to blaze a path to our door for the world’s beleaguered investors.

Hello? Hello? We’re over here…

David Taylor and Gordon Philips, Directors
Prism Solutions, LLC
www.Prism-Solutions.com

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