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Today’s Market MRI:
Business Week Reports: “Global markets turned lower… after Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke gave a gloomy assessment of the economy but offered no hint that the central bank might offer new monetary stimulus… Bernanke said the U.S. economy has weakened… [but] he provided no clues about what steps the Fed could take or whether any action was coming soon… The comments disappointed investors, who were hoping Bernanke would sound more aggressive about helping the U.S. economy.”
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Prism Delights Markets With BIG Stimulus Hint!
“Why look to central bankers for financial stimulation when the power to electrify your retirement planning is just a click away?”, asks Gordon Philips, a Director with Prism Solutions.
Philips went on to explain that no Libor rates need to be faked or investors defrauded in order to generate substantial profits from the global currency market, the ultimate in alternative investments.
Philips adds, “Our automated wealth generation software ignores central bankers, politicians and other unsavory influences and chomps away at the currency market like Pacman on steroids, generating profits around the clock and leaving inflation in the dust. The average investor has hope on their side. We’ve got math. What more needs to be said?”
Prism Solutions is a developer of world class, automated profit generation tools for global markets. Investors seeking to inflate their net worth so they can retire in quantitative ease are invited to request a FREE consultation.
And May All Your Investments Be Profitable,
From the Desks of David Taylor and Gordon Philips,
Directors of Prism Solutions
‘Better Investing Through Science’
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